1. Not having to touch a single door handle all day. It’s definitely a perk – having every door opened for you as you step through it.
2. Having anything with the flip of our hair, smile or wink of our eye. I suppose this one could be argued. But for the most part, learning to smile to get what we want is something we’ve learned from a young age, and so by the time we’re adults, we’ve perfected the art.
3. Always having the “I’m just a silly woman” excuse to fall back on. Right? It works, most of the time. Car accidents, parking tickets, you name it. Men still underestimate us, and I suppose sometimes we use this fact to our advantage.
4. Free meals on dates and not having to ask anyone out on a date in the first place. We love not having to ever get rejected! And not having to go through the anxiety of asking someone out on a date. It’s also nice to always get treated and be spoiled on dates.
5. It’s socially acceptable to have 500 plus pairs of shoes. It’s OK for us, but if any man had this many pairs of shoes, society would not be as accepting.
6. No ‘morning wood.’ Period, end of story.
7. It’s excusable to spend thousands of dollars on nothing more than clothes. It’s cool for us to be materialistic, and it’s even accepted.
8. Being able to do more than one thing at once. Multi-tasking! I’m convinced men cannot do more than one single thing at a time. Being able to multi-task is an amazing skill, one that we have over men.
9. Our incredible ability to manipulate … You know you have a man “trained” when all you have to say is “I’m cold,” before he’s already getting up to turn up the heater.
10. Fact: skirts are more comfortable than pants.
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The top ten is meant as a JOKE. Get it? Like "haha, oh so that's so rediculous it's funny" ? It's not meant to be taken seriously. Good job though, you look like a fool.